I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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