woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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