did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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