We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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