So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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