their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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