I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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