why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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