Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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