i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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