he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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