I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
