Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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