I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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