We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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