You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
