Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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