I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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