So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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