omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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