tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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