i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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