If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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