well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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