happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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