this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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