That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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