he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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