I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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