somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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