shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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