I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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