Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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