why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
A bitchslap is in order.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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