i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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