Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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