Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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