Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Shame - the story of my life.
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