Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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