that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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