Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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