I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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