Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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