ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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