If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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