i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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