id be glad to
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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