when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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