Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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