I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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