My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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