love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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