I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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