I got chris browned last night
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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